OMG! OMG! What do I do?!?

In an attempt at suicide I swallowed all of my viagra but it didn't work. I've had an erection since last night. When I woke up this morning I thought it was just morning wood but it's still not gone. And I was chopping wood and getting my family prepared for the ensuing Winter and just as I lifted the ax over my back and swung forward and slipped on a banana peel and my junk fell on the chopping block and I chopped it very finely along the urethra all the way down to my balls. Surprisingly, it's still bleeding. What should I do?